Okay let's start with this: if you are reading this ancient don't get mad at me I'm just joking.
I was looking through some posts and almost every comment that Ancient posted had lowercase "I" in it. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! Lowercase "I" stands for "i am cult leader" which means his guild is a cult, which means @hai (because its third letter is "i") must be in it, WHICH MEANS EVERYTHING ON ROTMG TOOL IS CREATED BY THEM, but wait it doesn't stop there, there guild the dark riders is in 3rd place on the guild leaderboards, I IS THE 3RD LETTER IN GUILD THEREFORE EVERYONE IN THE DARK RIDERS MUST BE IN ON IT TOO.... MY GOD. Blubber and bravi are in that guild, they are both moderators, WAIT MODERATORS PICTURE THINGS IS A GEMSTONE, OR IS IT A PORTAL OMG THERE ALIENS, in the moderator section it says nyaro and ancient are the group leaders..... OR SHOULD I SAY CULT (when you gasp). "I" is still involved, ancient 4th letter is "I" nubiosi fourth letter is "I" too, 3 letters after that and you get another lowercase "I" do this with ancients name and you get "ent" OMG DOES THIS MANY ANCIENT IS A TREE AND ALL OUR HARD EARNED LOOT IS STRENGTHINING HIS ROOTS.... Wait 4 letters in to get "I" there are four letters in "loot" OMG ANCIENT IS WATCHING INSIDE THOSE PBAGS NO ONE NEEDS. Itzvinyl has an "I" in it 5 letters in... OMG nekrie has a "I" 5 letters in too. add the numbers up and you get 12... OMG ANCIENT CURRENTLY HAS 1245 posts the first two numbers are 12 this means that "staff manager" has 12 letters too. I'm seeing a connection here, OMG 12, it takes 3 letters to get to the "I" in evil so subtract 12 by 3 and you get 9 OMG ROTMGTOOL HAS 9 LETTERS.
WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN (crawls up into ball in corner) I KNOW TOO MUCH THEY WILL FIND ME AND THEN ANNOUNCE ME AS A HERTIC THEN THER CULT WILL BE SAFE. I have dug too deep I cannot get out
-HELP MEEEEEE, INSANE BOB
got gud son